Instead I will make some lists for your reading pleasure.
THINGS I DIDN'T GET TO WRITE ABOUT THAT DESERVE MENTION
End of Fribourg:
-Some Exams-- 2 oral economics exams in French in front of the professor, pulled through with 5.5's!
-Schwarsee Hike-- somehow me and Mauricio got off at the right bus stop, hiked the mountains around Schwarsee, almost got attacked by bulls in a cow pen, braved death crossing a snowy avalanche path, bonded, and made it back in 1 piece.
-Pool in the old town. Spent many-a-day chilling with kids at the pool and many-an-afternoon walking a shamefull walk back as my still wet bathing suit created large damp circles on my t-shirt.
-ACP Goodbye Dinners. Went to an Italian restaurant I had hit up with my parents--the one with my professor and the weird waitor--all dressed up and the Shnitz (our director) made long, loud, intentionally sappy speechs in English to the group and I felt awkwardly stand out as an American. But then we had a kickass meal with appetizer, salad, main course, and rich tiramisu for dessert. The menu for us was pre-planned, which I feel partly (or maybe fully) responsible for after that first group meal in
-Erasmus BBQs,picnics,&fetes--not enough time to list all the stupid things the American boys did (I can remember one night that involved throwing a sack of flour on charlie from 4 stories up, for his birthday), playing some footie in Bernardo's kaka jersey and inheriting the nickname, kicking locals out of a telephone booth and into the rain as we crammed as many foreigners in as possible, grilling, wine, and dancing.
-Fete des Perolles-- street festival that involved more Native Americans than I've ever seen in America, food/alcohol booths, coconut, spin the bottle with Lauren's dad, and owning the place at Rex's
-Prize day at the baths at Bern. Went with the fribourg football festival team and our cheerleaders for a complementary day at these brand new baths with water slides and relaxing stations.
-Skiing at Zermatt. June 11th with Dan, Helaina, and Franc... train was like 25 minutes late for the first time ever, we finally get to the mountain after seeing a parade to find that lifts close at 2pm and it's now 12pm. We hadn't come that far not to ski so we paid a full day for 2 hours on 2 trails on the glacier and skied as many runs as we could and loved it. Nothing like being on skis in June... then went on a hike with Helaina and crossed a waterfall while Dan/Franc got hurt in a ravine.
-Saying goodbye-- way too many sad goodbyes to so many amazing people
-Trip to Spain-- went to sevilla and stayed with Marta and her family who were amazing and loved feeding me homemade spanish food, 41C or over 100F (hot) and being the only 2 people outside during the heat of the day, circus band performance with esther and crew, getting kicked into a bar at 2 in the morning because of new laws against drinking in the street, tapas hopping with Marta's parents, sweet wine, sour oranges, tourist sites, eating dinner at 11pm especially the time me Marta and Esther were dying of hunger. Took the train to Malaga to celebrate Cristina's birthday where we did some more tourist things, saw her beautiful balcony, went to the beach (where i ran barefoot and the sand burned enormous blisters into the bottoms-walking for the rest of the trip was difficult), stomach problems that made me unable to eat all day long.-Trip to England. Went to stay with Jack in Nottingham where I saw Robin Hood, the oldest pub in England, and a Church-gone pub. Then went to his uni's club, Ocean, for their goodbye, i'm graduating party where we all danced and had so much fun until all his friends started crying-everyone in the club cried too-and I felt so weird... didn't help it was 5am England time and I had been up at 5am Spain time (after spending the night out until4am) to get to a flight and had flown 3 legs for a total of 10 hours. Then to Jack's house in Waterford where I saw how good some people have it and we rode scooters, and then to his flat in London where he took me to all the places I had always wanted to go in London and then we met up with Jeni and went to some of the more bohemian places and markets and then we partied all night and repeated it the next day. Laura Hogan joined us on our quest to find me some Fish n Chips.
Monte Rosa Experience:
-Teaching. Interesting teaching English to students that speak a different first language--all Russian and Saudi Arabian students with a few Japanese sprinkled in. My first few weeks I had the biggest trouble makers in the school and it was so stressful, but ever since they left it's been fine. Seeing the progress they make is the most rewarding part, but I'll never become a teacher.
-Students. Started out way too spoiled and all Russian--didn't seem to be happy ever and didn't like hearing "no." Weird seeing 8 year olds with the newest iphones and the word "RICH" splattered across their chests with burberry shoes and matching accessories (boys and girls). Then part way through came a divide with Saudi Arabians--much happier, harder to control, lots of conflict with the Russians. Japanese came too, great students and very isolated--didn't mix with the other students. All had way too much money and love to shop everyday.
-Teachers. So many Irish! All the other English teachers were Irish and as expected, very funny/love to drink/hard to understand. The French teachers were either French or Swiss, but love to speak to me in English. Overall the teachers were all super friendly and outgoing and good for going out. One was borderline crazy and gave me night terrors for a week.
-Apartment. Breathtaking view of the French Alps and lake geneva, saw the sunset over the lake every night and sometimes crazy lighting storms, huge room, bathroom light that was on a 30 second delay so had to feel in the dark for the toilet. Great irish flatmates who took care of me and filled me with words of wisdom. Difficult living with so many smokers though.
-Montreux Jazz Festival. 15 nights in a row of free and unfree concerts inside and outside, drinking in public, various food and clothing vendors, thousands of people from all over the world, and free transport. Went down almost everynight and saw Gunia and Ruth the first night and made Swiss friends after that, spent one night looking for Amy from Tufts but never found her.
-21st Birthday. Went to the jazz fest to a concert in the cafe and people were buying me drinks left and right. Woke up to go with Seaneen (one flatmate) to Yverdon where we walked through corn fields until we found the teeny aerodrome where our teeny plane flew us up strapped to random men until the door opened, cold air rushed in, and the only way out was down. I started screaming the second I sat on the edge of the door and screamed throughout the freefall (couldn't close my mouth anyway due to wind) as we fell through a cloud and out into a full view of the alps and a lake and a city. Most incredible feeling ever. When we got back to the aerodrome I asked for cake and they picked me up and dumped me into the training pool fully clothed. Then that night went to an unfree concert with Sebastian something, We Have Band, and Bloc Party courtesy of a student who had us all driven there and back with his family's personal driver. Lots of cards from lots of great people too.
-Swiss National Day. Airshow above our balcony, yodelers at the school, and fireworks all around the lake all night long.
-Zermatt ski and hike. Day tripped to Zermatt once in July and once in August to ski on the glacier (a different one than in june) and then hike the mountains. Incroyable. The second time a wild dog led me on my hike and didn't attack me! Weird.
-Montreux itself. The beautiful "Swiss Riviera" never ceased to amaze me... huge mountains surrounding a beautiful lake. I spent so many hours running trails in the mountains (some where I thought I might die and never leave a trace), biking through cornfields, along rivers, and mountains, waterskiing on the lake... never got old.
-Zoos. Every wednesday that I worked for the full day excursion I went to some type of zoo. I think I've been to every zoo in Switzerland. Also, every pool and every shopping center.
Disclaimer: the next 2 lists are wildly overgeneralized observations.
OVERALL CONCLUSIONS ABOUT SWISS LIFE AND PEOPLE
-Swiss people are not immediately warm and friendly, but they are when you get to know them.
-They meet up to hang out in public, so don't expect to see many swiss-house-interiors.
-Incredible public transportation system.
-"Always" on time.
-Everyone wears or at least owns a nice watch.
-Efficient use of barely any land--farming on steep mountain slopes, trains like roller coasters.
-Skinny males.
-Smoke too much, even the little ones, and EVERYWHERE although that will change Sept 1st.
-Can drink outside legally, but rarely see public drunkeness.
-Swiss youth are rich little punks.
-Almost no homeless people.
-Very precise.
-Inflated prices.
-There is no patch of land unaltered by humans, even in the mountain peaks. I found paved roads miles above where they should be.
-Very judgemental of foreigners or other people who don't fit in.
-Incredibly hard to become a citizen.
-Breathtaking views.
-Amazing system of trails marked out all over the country for any type of activity or travel.
-Great French accents, speak slowly.
-Impressively multilingual.
-Migros.
-Swiss boys are terrible at dating.
-Promiscuous as children.
-It's legal to grow marijuana.
OVERALL CONCLUSIONS ABOUT WESTERN EUROPEANS
-Style and make-up in public is a must. No flip flops, sweat pants, or mascara-free lashes ever.
-Very well traveled.
-Smoke a lot more in general than Americans.
-Proud of their nationalities.
-Purple clothing.
-Won't move over on the sidewalk.
-Love our media, movies, music, etc.
-Big techno lovers.
-They work so many fewer hours/days/etc
-Great food all around.
-Scarves.
-There's no such thing as a free packet of ketchup.
-It's impossible to learn every different country's taboos.
-Big sunglasses.
-Pants and long sleeves no matter how hot the weather.
-Black for winter, color for summer.
-Everyone speaks English.
WHAT I MISSED WHILE I WAS HERE
-Peanut butter.
-My friends.
-My family.
-Tufts.
-Wide roads.
-Air conditioning.
-Quality gum.
-A cell phone that I use for more than just a clock.
-Fiber.
-English as a first language.
WHAT I WILL MISS WHEN I'M GONE
-Hearing the trains go by.
-Swiss chocolate.
-Muesli, especially the chocolate kind.
-Not the church bells.
-All my friends from Fribourg and Montreux.
-No stress or pressure.
-Speaking French.
-Hearing a million different languages every day.
-Trains.
-Public transit that you can rely on being on time.
-Eurotechno.
-A piece of chocolate when you order a hot drink.
-The mountains and the paths.
-Migros' fresh produce.
THINGS I DID THAT I WANTED TO DO HERE
-Travel all over Europe.
-Learn to dance like a European to European music.
-Ski in the Swiss Alps at least once a month (including summer).
-Eat dangerously massive amounts of swiss chocolate and milk products.
-Become fluent in French.
-Drink on the trains.
-Begin to blend in with the Swiss.
-Take advantage of the international jazz festival.
-Go to the thermal baths.
-Skydive in the alps.
-Pass my classes.
-Get good at fussball tennis.
-Make Swiss and other international friends.
-Eat fondue, raclette, rosti, and other Swiss specialties.
-Travel all over Switzerland.
THINGS I DIDN'T DO THAT I WANTED TO DO HERE
-Improve my German.
-Visit the Eastern cantons of Switzerland.
-Travel to countries north or Eastern Europe.
-Swim in the Aare River at night.
-Try absinthe in it's birthplace.
-Visit a Romansch village.
-Figure out when I should really be using 'vous' instead of 'tu.'
But we can't do everything right? I think overall, this experience was a success. What a crazy 8 months this has been... Time to get back to America and also never write in this blog again.
Hope you enjoyed reading about my travels!!!!




